Biden crime

Oh, Joe Biden, the king of inconsistent claims and broken promises! It seems like every time he opens his mouth, the web of deception he weaves rapidly unravels. During his campaign against Trump, Biden was adamant about having no involvement whatsoever in his son Hunter’s business affairs. But oh, how the tides have turned! Enter Devon Archer, the long-time buddy and business partner of Hunter, who spilled the beans before Congress, giving us a juicy inside scoop.

“Archer talked about the ‘big guy’ and how Hunter Biden always said, ‘We need to talk to my guy,’ ‘We need to see when my guy is going to be here,’ and those types of things,” Rep. Andy Biggs (R-Ariz.) told reporters as he left the deposition.

According to Archer, Joe Biden would often make appearances on speakerphone during Hunter’s business meetings to impress potential clients. Oh, how charming! I’m sure world leaders and business tycoons were just lining up to have a chat with good ol’ Joe, right? But wait, don’t get too carried away! Archer is still claiming that President Biden was never directly involved in any financial deals. Sure, we believe that, just like we believe pigs can fly!

Quid Pro Joe & The mystery Millions

“Quid Pro Joe”. Let us not forget his last one in Ukraine, which occurred at the end of the Obama administration. According to USA Today, Biden said:

“I looked at them and said: ‘I’m leaving in six hours. If the prosecutor is not fired, you’re not getting the money.’ Well, son of a b*tch. He got fired. And they put in place someone who was solid at the time…”

If that wasn’t enough to make us question the honesty of our dear leader, now we have the White House committee on oversight and accountability stepping into the spotlight. Chairman James Comer has released some intriguing bank records, randomly, of course (because transparency is overrated). These records show millions of dollars flowing into the Biden family’s bank accounts through multiple shell companies, some conveniently being paid by CCP assets. Oh, how convenient! It’s like the stars aligned to shower the Bidens with mysterious cash.

Guarded by the media

But fear not, my fellow Americans, our media guardians are diligently protecting us from such shocking revelations. They’re too busy obsessing over the color of Joe’s tie or his latest ice cream flavor choice to bother digging into these pesky bank records. Who needs oversight and accountability when you have the adoration of the mainstream media, right? The leftwing media defensive playbook appears to involve a Trump indictment every time new dirt surfaces on the Biden family.

Now, let’s be fair, maybe we’re just too cynical, and there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for all this. Perhaps Joe Biden is just a really generous guy who attracts money like a magnet, and those shell companies are all part of his secret philanthropic endeavors. Yes, that must be it! He’s just a selfless saint who’s allergic to transparency.

Lets get real

In all seriousness, though, these revelations are deeply concerning. The American people deserve answers, not just vague denials and distractions. But let’s not hold our breath waiting for that to happen. We’re better off watching the mainstream media dance around the truth, putting on a show of acrobatic verbal gymnastics to defend their beloved President.

Biden’s claim of not being involved in Hunter’s business deals is crumbling faster than a house of cards in a hurricane. With Archer’s testimony and those suspicious bank records, the truth is clear as day, even if the mainstream media chooses to look the other way. But hey, who needs transparency and accountability when you have a President with a winning smile and a pocket full of excuses? Keep up the good work, Joe! Your legacy of double-talk and evasive maneuvers will surely go down in history!